January 2010
50 interesting facts.
yerawizardharry:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free...
Top 50 oxymorons
yerawizardharry:
50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. British fashion 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt head 30....
Write drunk; edit sober.
– Ernest Hemingway (via daughterofthewillowtrees) (via andthegiantpeach) (via yerawizardharry)
Uhm...
When did it become 4:30 in zee AM?
o_O
Beddd.
(904): i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care...
(via flickflickflicker)
How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?
– Tyler Durden, Fight Club (1999). (via flickflickflicker)
I hope to hell that when I do die somebody has the sense to just dump me in the...
– J.D Salinger (via richjm) (via booklover) (via yerawizardharry)
“Who wants flowers when they’re dead? Nobody.” is one of my favourite quotes. This man was great. :)
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing....
– Mark Twain (via quote-book)
The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. The opposite of art is not...
– Elie Wiesel (via projectdarkstar) (via quote-book)
The more I think on this the more I realise this has less to do with commitment to an ideal, and more with sociopathic behaviour. Am I the only one that’s noticed?