A Poetic Retelling Of An Unfortunate Seduction

Don't believe the hype...
  • Ted: The lamb here is supposed to be awesome.
  • Stella's sister: Oh, I'm a vegan. Yeah, I guess I just can't tune out the little voice in my head telling me that eating animals is murder. I guess I'm just not as strong as you are.
  • Ted: That's because you need protein.

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How I Met your Mother | 7x09 - Disaster Averted 

I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!

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And I’m done!
Tomorrow I get these bastards printed, chose and then get angry at the accompanying powerpoint we apparently need.

Why though?!
Ugh, I despise Powerpoints. 

The boys ask for tunes…

I put on You Give Love A Bad Name

Suit Musical!

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mollyxprime:

Hahahaha.

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“DO NOT HUMANIZE THE ENEMY, TED.”