- Ted: The lamb here is supposed to be awesome.
- Stella's sister: Oh, I'm a vegan. Yeah, I guess I just can't tune out the little voice in my head telling me that eating animals is murder. I guess I'm just not as strong as you are.
- Ted: That's because you need protein.
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43And we love you, drunk Ted!
(Source: llenka, via allegedrussian)
